I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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