You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
