Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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