She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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