There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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