you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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