well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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