Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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