Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
