He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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