Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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