he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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