Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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