You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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