in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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