So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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