guys are not supposed to queef...right?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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