i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
