haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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