Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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