She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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