I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
false alarm. still invincible.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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