i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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