chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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