im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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