Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I have fence marks all over my body
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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