so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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