He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
this hospital has no fireball
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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