My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
