K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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