onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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