How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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