Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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