Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
