How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
