chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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