One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
