All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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