And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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