i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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