I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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