Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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