i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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