i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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