Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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