this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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