it's like iHOP with fire
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
