Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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