3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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