I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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