piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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