She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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