Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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