Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
vagina is talking i cant
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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