Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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